*Glares* This is absolutely the last Moulin Rouge-related fic I ever do! Understood?! Good. Now on with the show. Script-format, no less >_< I hate plot bunnies!!!!! Written in less than an hour.
Rating: PG, I guess Pairing: None CLAMP definitely do not belong to me. Nor does the Real Seiichiro Aoki (TM)
1999 Spectacular
by Beth
[inside the office of Seiichiro Aoki, editor of Asuka]
Secretary: Sir, there's some mangakas to see you... they're scary... [cringes]
Aoki: Oh, that must be CLAMP. Show them in, please.
[CLAMP walk in]
Aoki: So, you have a new title you want me to print.
CLAMP: *nodnodnod*
Aoki: Do tell.
[music starts]
Nanase Ohkawa: [takes a deep breath]
1999 Spectacular
Can't be told in vernacular
Bishies and blood are its content
Jaws will fall with wonderment
Scheduled running length is ten years
Suspense'll drive readers into tears!
And beside that feature monster
CLAMP:
We'll make you into a character!
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
Mokona Apapa: [whips out character sketches]
Onmyouji! Dreamgazers!
Shinkens, and courtesans.
Inugami, and Buddhist monks!
Exotic girls! Windmasters!
and hermaphrodites!
Angsting, danger, slash romance
Property damage not seen yet
And all the feathers we can get
CLAMP: [dancing in a circle around Aoki]
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
Mick Nekoi: [waving her arms around]
1999 Spectacular
Can't be told in vernacular
Bishies and blood are its content
Jaws will fall with wonderment
Tokyo is speeding
Into oblivion...
CLAMP:
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
Aoki: [intrigued]
Yes, but what is the message?
Satsuki Igarashi: [cackling]
You should have people you want to save
Ripping out hearts is no way to behave
Nanase Ohkawa:
If you love someone, tell them now
Satsuki Igarashi:
Not wait for them to kill you and then vow...
Aoki: It reminds me of what Karen-chan said yesterday- [sweatdrops] You won't mention Karen-chan to my wife, right?
CLAMP:
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
Nanase Ohkawa:
We'll tie it into Tokyo Babylon
And bring in techno-devil spawn
There'll be coma and dragon dreams
Nothing will end as what it seems
Mokona Apapa: [does a Seishirou impression] Subaru-kun... I... you...
Nanase Ohkawa: Oh, Mokona, no one could draw him like you could.
Mokona Apapa: No one's going to.
CLAMP:
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
Aoki: But in the end shouldn't it make sense?
CLAMP:
So depressing
Their destiny was foreordained
So possessing
The plot won't have to be explained
Aoki: Generally, I like it. And we do have some space in the next issue...
CLAMP: Yay!!!
~FINIS~
Author's notes:
I couldn't have done it without RhymeZone - the best online rhyming dictionary I know.